JAB (just a bro)

Used to signify to others that an individual is just a bro. No more, no less.

Dude, is it true you have a thing for Jennifer?
Nah man, she's jab.
Jab? As in she's just a bro?
Took the words right outta my mouth

Hey, do you have a thing for Billy?
Nahhh, hes jab.
Oh, just a bro!

-JAB (just a bro)-

by jfreshh February 15, 2019

Just Viaa

Big booty nigger

They will touch your children and make them pay for their sins

Just Viaa is stinky

by CosmicVA March 4, 2025

We’re all just a bunch of meat lollipops

A reminder that, amidst life's challenges, our shared humanity prevails, emphasizing that underneath our struggles, we are fundamentally alike.

Mel: We’re all just a bunch of meat lollipops.

Tim: you’re not wrong

by Jonathan Brooklin January 25, 2024

I just ran over Oprah

You say this whenever you run over your favorite celebrity or something goes wrong.

Josh: Run over Oprah
OMG I JUST RAN OVER OPRAH

by nickjonasisbae January 2, 2020

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by InterpersonalCommunication February 21, 2025

Just like in the reals

Used as an alternative to "just like in real life / in the real world". Currently used by out-of-touch marketing executives and aging, formerly-trendy people desperately clinging to the last shreds of relatability with maturing zoomers, attempting to prove they are still trendy and "with it".

Inverse of the phrase "Just like in the simulations."

1: "If you spend money on this product or service, you'll have an edge on your competition- just like in the reals."
2: "Shut up, grandma. Go get your AARP card, you old fat bitch."
1: "I'm only 37. Stop being so toxic, you sexist, body-shaming incel!"
2: "Are you so elderly and out-of-touch you're unable to 'internalize' how blatantly artificial you sound to other people?"
1: *Spends a full 60 minutes angrily ranting on Twitter*

by Robert Boucher August 28, 2021

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