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The Old Slip

When a guy, while doing his girl doggy-style, spits on his fingers and rubs her asshole to lube it up, then whispers in her ear, "I Love You!", and jams his dick in her ass.
"Hey man, Mary sure is walking funny today."

"That's cause last night was our anniversary. She gave me a new watch, and I gave her The Old Slip!"
The Old Slip by Custard Butter February 22, 2010

The Ol' Time-of-Day 

Sex.

But used in a pseudo-mockingly "I'm going to pretend I'm a dude in the 40's and say things indirectly in a nice way" kind of way.
Man 1 - "So, Pal, didja' giv'er the ol' time-of-day?"
Man 2 - "Well, gee, I'm not the kind to kiss-and-tell!"

The Ole' 96er 

When a brother and sister are performing a non sexual reverse 69
Seriously Jeff and his sister just did The Ole' 96er outside of the garage
The Ole' 96er by Dans1096 October 4, 2010

The One-One 

In specific reference to a subject, person, and/or place from a previous conversation in time.
After talking about a store in the mall, John tells Kim, "let's go to the one-one."

When referencing a girl that share mutual friends, Kim tells John, "the one-one was looking good tonight."

In correspondence to beer brands as they drive to the liquor store, John tells Kim, I should pick up the one-one.
The One-One by JC Robot December 1, 2010

the ol' snacktable 

Using your spouse's body to store snacks for later consumption in bed.
After I got the T.V., Toaster Oven, and kegerator all I was missing was the ol' snacktable as she is at work and will not be home until later.
the ol' snacktable by stanforth December 7, 2010