kick her to the kerb

The kerb being the edge between a footpath/pavement and the road.

To get your woman out of your life.
If you get cheated on, betrayed by or abandoned by your woman then "kick her to the kerb".
Basically get her out of your life and on her way. Hit the road Jack and don't come back!
by MaxBrit February 06, 2015
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throw some water on him/her

He/she is a suspected or proven snitch. "Throw some water on him/her" refers to the snitch wearing a wire and the water ruining the device .

A way of warning that a person is a snitch
Throw some water on him/her is used as-
Throw some water on chad. He's been talking to the boss alot recently and I'm pretty sure he got tyler fired
by crzymnjohn October 07, 2020
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formal Southern for "tell her I said hey"
New Yorker Lorna overheard her mother, a native southern belle, finishing up a phone call with a gal pal in Virginia. "oh well it's just lovely to have spoken today, Bobby-Jo. please tell your mother that I asked to be remembered to her!!" Lorna, having heard that salutation, fell on the floor laughing. "Ma! that's the funniest thing I've ever heard omfg! why didn't you just say 'tell her I said hey'?? I am now deceased and it will now be a running joke because imma tell all my pals and even abbreviate to ATBRTH"
by Uncle Joosie January 07, 2023
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get her blocked

a term in norn iron meaning getting a girl hammered of her head on probably buckfast or something and then have your mates urge you or someone to proper shag her
oh aye mate go on get her blocked
by oliver walker December 20, 2022
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borrow her lip gloss

Kissing, frenching, first base, tonsil hockey, tongue wrestling. As J.K. Rowling put it in her Harry Potter books; snogging. See also: pash
Yeah bro, she totally let me borrow her lip gloss after our first date.
by Pour Youdonym May 08, 2017
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Seizure to please her

Marked by BDE and born from the idea that men with small packages coined the expression “It’s not about the size, it’s about the motion in the ocean”; men with heavy packages can now imagine the little guys falling out during sex due to having little to no shaft.
So when they’re doing it, they gotta just scissor you basically or they’ll fall out. Gotta seizure to please her?
by Kilobravo January 08, 2022
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Poled her

You hear that Laura is pregnant ?

Yeah i heard that Bobby poled her last month.
by Young Proudy June 26, 2019
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