Titty assed

The state of being so fucked up that you don’t know the difference between your titties or your ass.

Molly was so titty assed last night that she ate a tide pod.

by Back Left Corner ofThe Library January 29, 2018

Huffin' ass

When a driver of a car locks all windows in the up position and turns on the heater before passing hellacious gas.

"Aw, Aw dude, come on man, we're dyin'!! Roll down the windows!!! Were huffin' ass back here!!!

by Dynamic-Duo March 1, 2008

walmart ass

A woman with a shelf like rear end known to shop at walmart.

That lady a walmart ass so big she has to go through doors sideways.

by jagger kripps best friend October 11, 2014

ass cardigan

Similar to ass hat but with the cranium and large part of the upper torso shoved up in there too

Barry is an ass hat but Gary is an ass cardigan.

by mjcheez September 27, 2019

Wasper ass

A small ass, with the sphincter so tightly clenched it resembles the stinger of a wasp.

It takes all I have some days not to kick her wasper ass!

by Clerk@340 December 28, 2016

Douche-ass

One who exemplifies the overbearing qualities of a douchebag and at all other times is just an asshole.

Howie is such a douche-ass. He makes all them douchebags look cool.

by eiwoh May 1, 2014

done-ass

A done-ass is when a guy that you are currently dating is acting in a way that you no longer want to be seeing him.

A sassy way of saying you are done with that dumbass.

Ema: My boyfriend won't go down on me.
Amy: Oh he's such a done-ass!

by Ema&Amy November 29, 2012