Silver maple shower cap

A sex act, in which a man wearing a hairnet has another man defecate on his head. The wearer then massages said defecate into his scalp, then proceeds to rinse with a golden shower.

Frank and Joe were doing whippets last night and Frank received a silver maple shower cap from Joe. His scalp has never been smoother!

by Jizzyjeff9887 August 30, 2023

Hong Kong golden shower

When your penis shrinks without your realizing, you sit down to go to the bathroom, and you end up peeing over the edge of the toilet onto the floor and possibly onto your pants

Hey Kevin, what’s on your pants? Did you take a Hong Kong golden shower?

by Lilbigs September 17, 2023

Shower Chicken

Term used by people in the chronic illness community for when you get dizzy in the shower, but you still have soap on you and conditioner in your hair. So you play chicken to see how much you can get done before you pass out.

Played shower chicken this morning, and lost. Didn't leave enough time to get back to the bedroom and ended up passed out on the bathroom floor.

by Raccoon9274 September 17, 2023

Belgian shower

When one only uses a spray deodorant, instead of taking a shower first.

- Dude, I'm so sweated after this training, but I don't have a towel.
- If you've got a deo spray, Belgian shower will do.

by brunorc September 19, 2023

Mudding the shower

Smearing shit all over the walls of the shower.

Dude had a tankless toilet so instead of an upper decker, I resorted to mudding the shower.

by phantem September 28, 2023

shower argument

a hypothetical argument you make up in your head while taking a shower, where you win almost all the time

dude just won a shower argument

by userhandlegoeshere October 4, 2023

Shower Beer

Shower beer is not a specific brand of beer but a beer bottle that someone would drink in the shower. The usage of beer like this is a very new concept, only coming around in the 2000s to 2010s. It is commonly used to combine the stress relieving properties of showering and the pleasure giving chemicals in beer. Sometimes other alcohols are used but only rarely compared to beer in the shower. It is very similar to drinking wine in the bath.

A: "What's that weird bottle in the corner of your shower?"
B: "Oh, that's just my shower beer, I sometimes put it under the shower to replenish."

by yogha April 1, 2024