"Yesterday, at the beach, I went to break up an old person fight, then immediately evacuated when I realized it was actually a rusty swing set..."
by Matthew End March 16, 2013

When you dip your erect penis in ice water, then put it in her/his butt. When you pull it out you leave them with the rusty fridge.
by Jessdigs January 4, 2025

by Talladega500_bake September 6, 2025

After inserting a finger or thumb in the anus, you dig your partner's eye out to provide a new hole to explore while your partner says "Arrrrrrg"
by Pirates of the carbs July 13, 2025

by Winobot June 4, 2018

by S&MDefines May 16, 2023

When your girly mouth gets sassy but then you realize you have no way of backing up your sass so you go into hiding hoping people forget, but they don’t.
by anonymous September 14, 2020
