Ilion fucking sucks and there isn’t shit to do, only reason it exists on a map is because of Remington Arms. Everyone thinks their part of a gang and don’t know what a fucking belt is. Theres crackheads walking the streets at any hours. The school is full of fuckbois and skanks who need their ass kicked. There’s more pizza places then grocery stores. There’s always a fucking boil water advisory and the school buses smell like BO cause people don’t know how to take care of themselves.
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