blunt muffin

When you blow weed smoke up a lady's vag.

I totally gave Tara a blunt muffin last night.

by latkaz November 10, 2014

muffin

A hockey term. pretty much means that you suck. Can be used on anyone at anytime.

"You're suck a fuckn muffin Craig!"

by chronodos May 31, 2016

English Muffin

A man with a hat and beard who inappropriately friendly with dogs that he meets in parks.

There is no requirement that they be English. Person or dog.

You see that English Muffin over there befriending our dog?

by ManWithHatAndBeard December 27, 2023

Apple muffin

An acceptable way to describe a beautiful vagina on a female as she walks away with her backside pointed in your direction

Damn, check out the apple muffin on that honey, so tasty!

by kiddfictious June 10, 2018

muffin busting

When you are trying to bang a chick but end up glazing her muffin pussy instead

Andy tried to bang Kim but ended up muffin busting her instead. Andy was cool with it..

by 47thumper November 9, 2019

Muffin button

-a muffin the size of a button; meaning cute,little,adorable
If someone calls you a muffin button, that means your cute,little,adorable.etc
Awwww...

When the girl saw the baby she replied, " awww, she/he's such a cute little muffin button👶

by Cammycone May 11, 2018

Muffin

A kind and generous man who is extremely wholesome. A man who bends down to pat dogs and helps you put up shelves. A man with deep emotional intelligence and is not afraid to show his softer side.
Can also be used to described something generally cute and heartwarming.

EST. M COOK 2023

Omg! He is such a muffin

You should go on a date with him, he is so muffin
That’s so muffin

The way he talks about you is really muffin

by M Cook July 19, 2024