The unholy act of dragging ass to vag without a rinse, where leftover poop gets squeegeed off by the pussy lips — now playing the noble role of mud flaps. Often followed by a smell, regret, and the kind of silence that ends relationships — or breakfast plans.
Tony (opening the door):
“Dean, are you and Lisa balls-deep in a mud flap right now???”
Dean:
“Too late — the lips already wiped it clean but now I’m fighting this raging inferno her crotch ignited on my dick.”
“Dean, are you and Lisa balls-deep in a mud flap right now???”
Dean:
“Too late — the lips already wiped it clean but now I’m fighting this raging inferno her crotch ignited on my dick.”
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by Richard (Dick) Fitzwell June 9, 2022
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My husband wanted me to give him a mud pie, so I asked what the hell that was... I never expected him to be into something so gross.
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Johnny- "Well ill be dammed", "HEY MUDMAN GET THE HELL OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I SMACK YOU SILLY BOY!"
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Johnny- "Well ill be dammed", "HEY MUDMAN GET THE HELL OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I SMACK YOU SILLY BOY!"
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"Fucking mud crab , everything he touches turns to shit"
"Fucking mud crab , everything he touches turns to shit"
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