Mowing the lawn with your teeth while your teammates play soccer

This is a sex act in which a male performs cunnilingus on a girl who has not shaved in a while, meanwhile, one or more people play with his balls.

John: Hey Brady, how’d you like to go to an orgy this weekend?
Brady: No way bro!
John: Are you sure? Haven’t you ever wanted to try mowing the lawn with your teeth while your teammates play soccer?
Brady: Hmmm, this weekend you say?

by Kuul June 21, 2020

Playing up

Trying to make somebody feel 9 feet tall and invincible, or at least thinking you've made them feel that way.

The guy knew that the teacher's spy/teacher's pet was trying to play up to him even though the teacher's pet was not his pet or darling, so really it wasnt a good job of playing up, but he/she still thought that he/she was playing up to him and that he was going for it or falling for it for some reason. He also knew the teacher's pet well, so he didnt have to measure anything, since people dont change. Just like the walls on a building can warp and the measurements of the wall can change some, but the building is the same overall building it always was since it was built, even if their are additions, renovations, or parts missing, the overall building is the same building until it collapses or gets demolished, people also can seem different, seem to change form, but really they're the same overall people they were as kids. If they were a poser as a kid, they're still posing as something different all the time, appearing to change. People who think that everything needs to be measured to know anything about it, or to know it well are missing the point.

by Solid Mantis July 27, 2020

Conor Plays

Strategies in a video game that are so stupid, they actually work because of how unexpectedly dumb it was.

“Oh my god this kid is straight up just pulling Conor Plays”

by NastyOldTree January 22, 2025

Playing the Spoons

a slang for shorush. usually it is injected by a syringe but criminal-kingpin Maxdonald has a tendency of putting shorush up a victim's nostril

"Come on over and I'll show you how to play the spoons"

Playing the spoons is really stupid because this show is really dumb

by Yoylecakius December 22, 2020

Play Louey

In reference to Louis Armstrong, the great jazz trumpeter.

Play Louey refers to the act of being blown or orally copulated on one's penis.

Misty came over and I told her to "Play Louey" for me.
She replied, "bop, bop, be-bop...oh yeaaaaahhhhhhh!

by deedogtx June 21, 2006

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by Adujasty343 June 10, 2025

Play Surgeon

Just like playing Doctor (sex game), except that (at least) one participant is menstruating (on her period).

She invited me over to play surgeon-- do you still have that box of latex gloves we got from the free clinic?

by dogbert dog December 24, 2012