Texas Bean Burrito

When a girl shits on your dick and wraps it in a tortilla, then proceeds to blow your “bean burrito
“I got a mean Texas Bean Burrito last night
by Gabriel 69 November 14, 2017
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jelly bean

a racial slur used to insult people how are not of white skin color ( african americans) it has strated as a facebook trained but has bin pikced up around the world and has even been used for some latins
man those jelly beans are addicted to chicken

jelly beaners work hard as hell

jelly bean be trippin
by !@#_$@! July 25, 2010
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flick your bean

a bean is one's clitoris, and flicking is when you thump something with your fingers, but not quite a thump because that would hurt.

basically exactly like it sounds....but masterbating
so last night i was watching this porno called "Flick Your Bean" and the girl was so hot, and then she started to flick her little man in the boat and i lost it. it was amazing.
by beaukoble August 29, 2008
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cleaning your beans

touching yourself, whacking it, whipping the monkey, etc.; masturbation.
This is more embarrassing than the time you were caught cleaning your beans at Don Knotts christmas party.
by gmxxxx23 July 05, 2009
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baked bean teeth

Nasty, rotten-looking teeth that appear more like baked beans than normal teeth.
Man: Do you think that guy has meth mouth?
Woman: I don't know about meth, but that guy definitely has some baked bean teeth. They are all messed up.
by 37 April 12, 2008
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Jackin the Bean stock

When a guy is playing with his "stock." Most guys jack the bean stock when they can't get any. When a guys' hand is his best friend.
I have a few friends who jack the bean stock all the time cause they have nothing better to do and no one will give them any. Damn horny bastards...
by Midnitesun November 04, 2003
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fuck beans

Whoa! Those fuck beans are frickin' hot, yo!
by Willenholly September 06, 2003
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