I'm Dead

I'm not actually dead, it's a metaphor indicating I'm laughing so hard that I'm losing Oxygen which could lead to suffocation

Guy: What is the difference between a black father, and a Boomerang?
Other guy: What?
Guy: A Boomerang comes back.
Other guy: HAHAHAHA, I'm dead.

by SantanaFlorDeLuna October 20, 2023

I'm a switch!

I'm a bottom in denial

Person: I'm a switch!
Your a bottom

by FlutterVaporeon February 22, 2024

I'm Doing Ur Mom

It's A Goofy Joke/j And It Means Having Sex With Someones Mom.

Billy: Oi Jil I'm Doing Ur Mom Tonight.

by Kazoooooo September 8, 2023

I'm Singaporean

A sarcastic response to a false and or generally fucking stupid accusation

of any kind
Typically of political or racist varieties

Based on a genuine response from the CEO of TikTok Shou Zi Chew about alleged connections between ByteDance and the Chinese government brought up by US Senator Tom Cotton

Senator: Are you a Chinese Communist?

CEO: Senator, I'm Singaporean

by My Name Jeff but Epic March 19, 2024

I'm fine

A common phrase said by women, specifically young women, symbolizing they are indeed not fine, but do not want you to know that.

Person 1 - Hey, are you okay, you seem kinda out of it?
Girl 1 - I'm fine.
Person 1 - Are you sure?
Girl 1 - Yes! I'm fine!

by #Theworldisending January 18, 2022

I'm bmvdybge

I'm so angry and sadge that I cba to think of a word to describe me

Jo- you're a bitchy bitch face
Me- omg you poopoohead now I'm bmvdybge
Jo- oh no I'm so sorry

by Nangrad January 3, 2023

I don't know i'm Thuli

Something you say when you don't know a topic or an answer. It is a form of ragebait against your peers. Originated from the island of Sri Lanka, where it was found written on a slab of clay, in an unknown language.

Mike: Yo did you fix your car
Kelvin: I don't know i'm Thuli...

by Matthew Regozo October 28, 2025