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Fickle Dick

A nickname for a guy that is known to have trouble pleasing women. Women often cheat on him because of this.
Hey fickle dick I heard your girlfriend cheated on you.
by JesusMc2 June 20, 2018
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Short Dicked

It's like when you get shortchanged, only worse!!!

Somebody (usually a guy) fuqs you, you went into sex thinking you'd come a bunch, he'd come, everyone would be satisfied, it'd be awesome!!!

Then he comes really quickly and then falls asleep. The next morning he wakes up and does it again. At some point you might have told him that you would have liked to have come more than you did

You now know better than to bang him again, but your blood boils because you got short dicked. If you get shortchanged and some cashier shorts you $5 out of your change from a $20, you can usually go to an ATM and pull out more money. When you get short dicked, you can never get that portion your night back. And there is no adequate refund for sexual disappointment

Guys who will short dick a girl are fond of saying stuff like, "Did you come?" because they are unaware that most women are multi-orgasmic and can't think of more relevant questions like, "Did you come as hard as you wanted to?" or "Are you feeling satisfied? Or do you want more?"

A guy doesn't have to premature ejaculate to short dick you. Some can pull it off lasting a long time and just having the inverse of bedroom skill
He thought nothing when he short dicked me the night before, but then I told all my friends and all the girls on the scene just how lame he was in bed and just how unsatisfied I was. Bet he wishes he made an effort now!!!
by SFKitten June 25, 2018
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Dick Whisperer

A woman who attracts men all the time unintentionally and is unaware she does.
Guys hit on Ashley all the time, she has no clue, she's a Dick Whisperer.
by Francine Cooper, JMV July 10, 2018
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Dick Brick

Yo it’s dick brick today.
by andy_get_gotted January 29, 2019
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bat dick

When your uncircumcised and your excess skin hangs like 3 feet
Laura said that last week when she fucked billy that he had bat dick so bad it added 3 inches to his penis.
by DILLWILLPICKLE August 30, 2018
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Hair Dick

When a woman has her hair in a high, tall bun which resembles a dick
by Gladdymum September 27, 2018
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Sizzle dick

That sizzle dick is so gross
by Bungalo8889 June 8, 2018
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