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flick your bean

a bean is one's clitoris, and flicking is when you thump something with your fingers, but not quite a thump because that would hurt.

basically exactly like it sounds....but masterbating
so last night i was watching this porno called "Flick Your Bean" and the girl was so hot, and then she started to flick her little man in the boat and i lost it. it was amazing.
by beaukoble October 17, 2008
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cleaning your beans

touching yourself, whacking it, whipping the monkey, etc.; masturbation.
This is more embarrassing than the time you were caught cleaning your beans at Don Knotts christmas party.
by gmxxxx23 July 7, 2009
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baked bean teeth

Nasty, rotten-looking teeth that appear more like baked beans than normal teeth.
Man: Do you think that guy has meth mouth?
Woman: I don't know about meth, but that guy definitely has some baked bean teeth. They are all messed up.
by 37 April 12, 2008
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Jackin the Bean stock

When a guy is playing with his "stock." Most guys jack the bean stock when they can't get any. When a guys' hand is his best friend.
I have a few friends who jack the bean stock all the time cause they have nothing better to do and no one will give them any. Damn horny bastards...
by Midnitesun November 3, 2003
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fuck beans

Whoa! Those fuck beans are frickin' hot, yo!
by Willenholly September 6, 2003
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bean head supreme

A bean head supreme is someone who has reached insanely high levels of bean headedness. They are not at maximum levels of bean head, as a "beanest headest supremist" is. Can be a term of endearment of a life-altering insult.
Tia, you fool, you're a bean head supreme.
by beanheadsupreme36 January 4, 2017
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Boston Baked Beans

To place your testicles inside a womans ass and then remove them after they have become brown and place them in her mouth.
I gave Susan a nice helping of Boston Baked Beans last night after dinner. I hope that bitch can keep the Bush's secret family recipe
by Steven Hawking and Carl Sagan December 24, 2008
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