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jammy cunt

an insult you give people when they have something you want or can do something you can’t etc. this insult is quite petty.
person 1: i’m not in school tomorrow, i have a doctors appointment.

person 2: you JAMMY CUNT! we have a maths test!
by mullarky May 20, 2019
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cunt clock

cuntity clockity. word you make up when you bored as dick and say when your drunk. means a clock full of cunt.
by fitty p nuuuu January 21, 2009
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cunt muffle

v. When a bitch of any type talks in a way that annoyes her superior partner. Thus the partner places a muffle over the cunts mouth to keep her from unextricating fowl comments denegrading society as a whole.
by Ryan McClure July 21, 2008
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Power Cunt

A women who displays incredible physical dominence over a man during a competion.
Did you just see that Power Cunt blow right past me? Je-SUS!
by gooble gobble September 4, 2009
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word cunt

A specialized form of cunt that publicly wrestles unskillfully with larger, less common words so as to feign intellect and reason. Also can refer specifically to the orifice on said cunt from which foolish words originate.
1) The following is a quote from word cunt, Sarah Palin: "Oil and coal? Of course, it's a fungible commodity and they don't flag, you know, the molecules, "...
2) Saw Dana Loesch on Bill Maher. She needs to shut her word cunt.
by negutits April 4, 2011
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crossfit cunt

A fucking nonce that wears nothing but CrossFit clothing, they also insist on doing lots of high fives and loud whoops when they have lifted piss poor weights. CrossFit slags are incapable of completing a full rep and can often be seen dropping light weights as their feeble bodies cannot take the strain. If you go to the gym and see a cunt he will likely be conducting a CrossFit routine.
Hey....I so dog tits Toby doing CrossFit in the gym, his body was gopping. To be honest he looked like a dropped yogurt, what a CrossFit cunt.
by Ginger Barbarian. August 17, 2019
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bag of cunt

Usually a female individual, usually drunk and/or temperamental, noisy, and generally incorrect in assumptions. A woman more interested in ruining her man's good time than breathing. A nagging, rude, obnoxious female. See also cunt bag.
Dude, are you and Sarah going to make it to the Dirty American Playboys show?

No, she is just being a big ol' bag of cunt and won't come out to play!
by Slim Twofingers February 4, 2010
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