swamp donkey

A savagely obese female , lowest of the lows , someone you have to say your drunk friend from sleeping with

Bro that bitch is a swamp donkey run while you still can !

by Euro Clips April 30, 2016

Donkey Dropped

Slang used to describe a one-sided competition.

My team got donkey dropped in the game last night.

by 0828291209drbswbhab November 3, 2016

Donkey-bad

Refers to someone that is extremely bad at a task or a game and should quit.

You're Donkey-bad.

by Limiteb January 28, 2024

he donkey

Another word for bull dyke

"That he donkey kicked the shit out of that entire biker gang"

by XxxwilliamsxxX March 12, 2014

donkey steak

Something that @mrtempestilence claims is a type of food, but is a sex position where you place your dick in a donkey and use it's butt as a dinner plate whilst eating.

I just had a delicious donkey steak, dude!

by Sodap0ps April 18, 2018

donkey toucher

One who touches donkeys, or is a lover of donkeys, petting and riding donkeys.

Also a girl who loves fucking large dicks. Can be a guy named Vlad.

Carol: Donkey touch last night?
Stacy: Hell yea! I wore that donkey out!

Jim: Did you take care of the animals?
Chris: What do I look like, a donkey toucher?

by Johnny Wanker February 17, 2014

Nick the Donkey

A feeling of sadness and/or despair due to heartbreak.

I don't know what to say. The electrician we hired is like Nick the Donkey after losing his cat.

by HeIsn'tGettingBetter September 12, 2022