butter my meat

Beat my meat.

Beat/Butter

My

Meat

Hey I'm gonna butter my meat.

*Hears loud noises from bedroom.*

by Urbanlenged17 August 7, 2017

Texas Butter Churn

Getting vigorously and deeply fisted by a partner with an arm lubricated up to the elbow. The rapid action churns out a frothy amalgam with the consistency of fresh butter.

Did you hear about Jorge? He went out on his break to smoke a fatty and wound up getting a Texas Butter Churn from that bum that sleeps behind the dumpster.

Rachel took a Texas Butter Churn last night like a champ. Her oring looked like a spread of Country Crock Butter.

by Eaton Holgoode November 6, 2018

Spreadin' the taco butter

(v) To masterbate

Matt's mother had walked in while he was spreadin' the taco butter

by Indigo7 October 8, 2018

Peanut butter puppy

A canine companion solely dedicated to licking peanut butter off of your genitals.

She was so ugly her only way of getting head was her trusty peanut butter puppy.

by Lilniggaboi October 14, 2019

Peanut butter flutter

The effluent mixture on your cock after fucking a girl in the ass who has the dirty pirate booty hole.

Jerry got the peanut butter flutter after fucking Misty in the ass. I told him that bitch had dirty pirate booty hole...

by Piratesbooty July 23, 2016

vegan peanut butter

Semen.

Yo, babe, you want a taste of my vegan peanut butter? Suck mah D!

by DontWorryImJewish January 31, 2017

Peanut Butter Cunt

The asshole. The poop chute. The anal cavity.

My tinder hookup came over and even though I power bottomed, he absolutely ruined my moist tight peanut butter cunt.

by Dick Onchin November 8, 2020