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Bob

An ideal type of guy for all. Usually quite tall and most commonly found in south-east London.

Bobs are: often quite plebian, not overtly attractive, you may find yourself thinking why do I like Bob? But they are often nicer than you think, and they may seem moody but are surprisingly nice.

Bobs are available for finding in South-East London and very rarely in other places, they are like rare Pokémons
Alex: I just found a Bob
Eli: OMG, we like a good peng Bob.
by imnotonyou June 7, 2019
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Bobbing for Crapples

This fun event takes place when your partner is experiencing Sleep Crapnea (See Sleep Crapnea). You must stick your head into their mouth and carefully remove the crapples with your teeth. You must be discreet, as you do not want your partner to wake and discover the whorrendous mess you have left them in.

Side Note: If you would like to continue the fun, after you bob one of the crapples from your partner’s mouth, you can gently lay it on his or her chest and perform a good ol’ Cleveland Steamer.
Tyrant: My dude, you coming to the bar tonight with us?

Big Easy: Nah my dawg, I went bobbing for crapples last night. My wife was choking from the logs I dropped in her mouth so I had to bob them out. Got a little greedy and went for a Cleveland streamer and she woke up steaming. Told her I was sleepwalking again and thought I was waxing my car. Needless to say she kicked me out this time.
by Stoney69 June 19, 2019
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Bob

Aka GT. (Gay Twin)

An identical twin that likes to do butt stuff. Especially pluggin
“Hey Kayla, can you stuff these drugs up my butt?”

Hey Bob, You’re such a gt. Why can’t you be cool like your brother
by KillahKelly September 2, 2019
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Bob Ross Breakdown

When someone moves away from their normal self , like a YouTuber creating completely new content to their normal stuff .

Coined by James Marriot
Have you heard ? John is having a Bob Ross Breakdown
by raumfahren September 2, 2019
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Bob Gnarly

1. That guy who made the song "Crazy"
2. To bullshit your way out of being the butt of a joke
1. "Hvem var det nu som lavede Crazy?" - "dEt Er BoB gNarLy!!"
2. "Haha det var en del af jokeeen haha" - "Du kan ikke Bob Gnarly dig ud af denne her Frede"
by JawnsonFlaskPatron September 13, 2019
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Loud Silent Bob

Just like a Sneaky Castro except with weed smoke.
Last nIght I gave my girl a loud Silent Bob her climax was amazing.
by A.D.D.-Adderall September 26, 2019
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bob

Dick: Hey did you know bob is a really nice guy
Dicksson: He sure is!
by SoppaSick September 27, 2019
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