A song and video game that was meant to teach people about train safety, but ended up becoming a trend. In the video, it shows multiple beans dying a different way.
Numpty sets his hair on fire
Hapless poked a stick at a grizzly bear
Pillock took expired medicine
Dippy used his private parts as piranha bait
Dummkopf took his toast out with a fork and then burned to death
Dimwit did his own electrical work
Stupe taught himself how to fly
Lax ate a two-week-old unrefrigerated pie and got sick
Clod the psycho killer was invited inside
Doomed scratched a drug dealer's brand new ride
Numskull took off her helmet in outer space
Bungle used a clothes dryer as a hiding place
Mishap kept a rattlesnake as a pet
Dunce sold both of his kidneys on the internet
Calamity ate a tube of superglue
Ninny pressed a red button
Botch dressed up as a moose during hunting season
Doofus disturbed a nest of wasps for no good reason
Stumble stood at the edge of a train station platform
Bonehead drove around the boom gates at a level crossing
And finally, Putz ran across the tracks between the platforms.
Numpty sets his hair on fire
Hapless poked a stick at a grizzly bear
Pillock took expired medicine
Dippy used his private parts as piranha bait
Dummkopf took his toast out with a fork and then burned to death
Dimwit did his own electrical work
Stupe taught himself how to fly
Lax ate a two-week-old unrefrigerated pie and got sick
Clod the psycho killer was invited inside
Doomed scratched a drug dealer's brand new ride
Numskull took off her helmet in outer space
Bungle used a clothes dryer as a hiding place
Mishap kept a rattlesnake as a pet
Dunce sold both of his kidneys on the internet
Calamity ate a tube of superglue
Ninny pressed a red button
Botch dressed up as a moose during hunting season
Doofus disturbed a nest of wasps for no good reason
Stumble stood at the edge of a train station platform
Bonehead drove around the boom gates at a level crossing
And finally, Putz ran across the tracks between the platforms.
Me: I created a whole new version of Dumb Ways to Die by Tangerine Kitty!
My friends: Cool! We would love to see it!
My friends: Cool! We would love to see it!
by iloveurbandictionary😊😍😃 April 21, 2023
Get the Dumb Ways to Diemug. A euphemism to describe a particular investment partnership involving three individuals where 1 party's investment is 50% of the total and the other party's investments are 25% of the total, each.
Imagine the investment as a pair of cells where one cell has undergone mitosis resulting in 2 identical daughter cells and the other cell unchanged.
Imagine the investment as a pair of cells where one cell has undergone mitosis resulting in 2 identical daughter cells and the other cell unchanged.
Got a connect that'll do a QP for $700 so split that in a mitosis three way with the bois and I'm getting an O for $175 which is way under budget this month
by blub blub mcgee January 20, 2021
Get the Mitosis Three Waymug. When a scumbag whore in Thailand get merked by a guy gangsta style. Usually involves extreme prejudice and no mercy.
I’m bout to cop a piece and go Wallop on The Way with this ho Lek.
Wa was shot 9 times in the face by my boy Matt. He went Wallop on The Way straight up.
Wa was shot 9 times in the face by my boy Matt. He went Wallop on The Way straight up.
by whoreslayer September 8, 2018
Get the Wallop On The Waymug. A stoner term used when something happened within the past 24-48 hours of when they are high, but it was before they got high
by YoutubeWest1132 May 6, 2016
Get the way earliermug. 
by anonymous May 16, 2021
Get the "The only way to be a quick driver is to consistently drive fast" - SeruiXmug. The West Ham Way is a fucking myth. We lose every week, had crap like Sam Allardyce and David Moyes in charge, get a premier league winning manager and are still a shit club, spend hundreds of millions of pounds and can only just beat southampton 1-0 and get knocked out of the cup by a league one team every season... oxford, wimbledon etc... then get beat by romanian farmers every time we compete in the europa league
by ProffFartuart December 16, 2019
Get the West Ham Waymug.