sit on toilet paper and swing my feet

Feel so low you could still swing your feet if you were sitting on toilet paper; feel super bad;

Why’d you have to say it like that?? Makes me feel like I could sit on toilet paper and swing my feet.

by SheaHiStepn August 15, 2022

Single Girl Toilet

A toilet that is extremely small lengthwise. Referred to as a single girl toilet because if any normal-sized man uses it, their penis will uncomfortably touch the toilet seat/bowl.

Man #1: "My Aunt finished building her own house a few days ago, but she bought one of those tiny rounded toilets to go in the bathroom."

Man #2: "Ah, the classic Single Girl Toilet."

by jose748484 August 20, 2022

Boronia West PS Boys Toilets

Filled with pee and Bowl cleaner (bleach) on the floor, this toilet is a toilet you've never seen before...

The Boronia West Ps Boys Toilets are dangerous

by Boronia West PS Boys Toilets August 24, 2022

2 men in a toilet

When 1 man is taking a shit and when he's done the other man uses his tongue to lick his asshole clean.

Tom saw Aaron and Jake going into the toilet and leaned over and told Dave "Look there doing a 2 men in a toilet."

by Harley Quinns bitch February 8, 2023

same shit different toilet

when two things are similar but not the same

“what was that movie called again? space wars?
“oh star wars?”
“yea same shit different toilet”

by c_lato February 8, 2023

Introduced her to my toilet

An expression for when someone stays at your place over night after hooking up.

I met this this girl on tinder and introduced her to my toilet.
I introduced her to my toilet.

by colloquial June 20, 2023

Kingsmeadow School toilets

Bassically a fucking vape shack ran by the year 9s

Lad A: Here bro come Kingsmeadow School toilets just got a new r and m
Lad B:Fuck that sonya will chase wu

Lad A: will she fuck just come stop being Mong
Lad B: wey dot might

Lad A: na shes sound her

Lad B: aye fair

by Kingsmeadow Gadgas June 21, 2023