Bed Beating

The act of dry humping ones mattress for hours until completion.

DUDE did you hear about Ethan? they found him bed beating himself to sleep!"

by Red D. Mungus August 20, 2025

beat hungry

When you take on a gang bang in prison for so long that are sad and hungry after.

Oscar was so beat hungry in cell 15 last night he had to give a blow job to Andre for some Cheetos.

by Mieghyan September 15, 2016

Beat Scrubster

Someone who is a dead beat dad, lazy and very obese. He has no loved ones and often strives to make people upset.

"Jesus Christ Dad, you are such a Beat Scrubster, stop trying to eat my kittens!"

by Beat Scrubster July 31, 2019

Beat da koto nai

Infamous lyric by Certified trapper

Beat da koto nai oi beat that bitch pussy oi

by aar4 February 23, 2024

National Beat Up Short People Day

Beat up anyone who is under 5’5 in October 23rd

“Hey did you know it is National Beat Up Short People Day?”

“Is that a crowbar?”

by TheCrotaLeader October 22, 2024

Beat Up D4C Day

The 28th of November it's Beat Up D4C Day, it requires to beat up a person with the name 'D4C'

Dude: "yo dude it's Beat Up D4C Day! GET THE FUCK OVER HERE"
D4C: "FUCK NO N O N O"

by OMGLECKSOIE November 26, 2021

Beat and Bum

That act of one male beating up and then bumming (entering anally) another man to teach him a lesson, and to humiliate them. It is not something one would wish to have done to them and usually happens as punishment of podophiles and such.

"I'm going to give that nonce a beat and bum"
"That awful man needs a good beat and bum"

by Hawt Tamale June 23, 2023