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Evolutions:
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You were killed by: <KillerStyle>{Killer}</>
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Evolutions:
You are now killed by: <KillerStyle>{Killer}</>
You were killed by: <KillerStyle>{Killer}</>
Killed by: <KillerStyle>{Killer}</>
Valorant, Splitgate etc ones be like: (Killed by: Kroneful)/(Kroneful has killed you with Fists!)
Fortnite ones be like: Eliminated by (A (ranged/elite) cube brute/fiend/The Storm)
Shell Shockers ones be like: ProEgg70 has BEATEN you!
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broken libido, doesn’t stick to his agenda, dull, residuals, don't like that look in his eye – Hey, Road Kill, are you SURE you’re ok?
someone who gets ripped apart and doesn’t fight back, or doesn't fight back in the right direction – Hey, Road Kill, wake up and smell the coffee… hint, hint… you’re getting torn apart
a mixed-up panda that eats shrubs – Hey, Road Kill, I wouldn’t trust those guys with my bamboo or my twigs
a cuddly polar bear that is more wicked than you – Hey, Road Kill, seals, fish, or slushy?
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‘You bet your ass I do. It’s my dead ass husband that’s Road Kill not me.’
‘You ready to step into the jungle?’
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