Rusty Nelson

Named after the 17th president of The Church Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (Mormons), Russell M. Nelson.

To get someone in a full Nelson chokehold, then fuck them in the ass, traditionally without lube. Much like how the church has fucked millions of people out of 10% of their income while investing it to the tune of over 100 BILLION dollars in real estate.

You'd better pay that 10% or you're not going to see your family in the afterlife, and we're give you the Rusty Nelson.

by Vanilla Coke Bois September 10, 2023

Rusty Lap Dance

When you're getting a lap dance and they leave a skid mark

"I was at the Pink Udder last night and got a Rusty Lap Dance! I still can't get the stain out."

by Genghis Gock April 5, 2024

Rusty racket

A prostitution ring that spealises in elderly ginger gentleman

I was walking my dog down by the docks and only walked straight into a rusty racket

by Rumbag April 12, 2024

Rusty Cage

When she goes from tossing your salad to a bj without rinsing first.

Man she gave me the best rusty cage ever!

by Yablo April 22, 2024

Rusty Cage

Going from tossing your salad to a BJ without rinsing.

She gave me the best rusty cage ever!

by Yablo April 22, 2024

Rusty Spoons

An elderly couple who have finished having intercourse with each other, lying in bed while spooning.

Jack: Dude, I just caught my grandparents being Rusty Spoons.
Terrance: Damn.

by AlHarringtonWackyWavingTubeMen April 22, 2024

Rusty Crow

The act of shooting someone to death on a film set with a prop gun nobody knew was loaded.

Did you hear Alec Baldwin gave someone the ol' Rusty Crow? Just like what happened to Brandon Lee.

by AstroZamboni April 28, 2024