wank-eye

When a person has had to much to drink that their eyes become so narrow you presume they've just finished a hefty days wanking. These people are usually dangerous.

Lauren: uh-oh...
Steven:whats up dude?
Lauren: look its Anna...she's got wank-eye again
Steven:oh bollix...peg it

by Moneybags "tits" magee February 6, 2008

eye fucking

when one inserts an object, most commonly a penis, into another person's eye socket. hopefully the person has a glass so it can be taken out before the eye fucking. if not, oh well, shit happens.

dood number one: dude, i was eye fucking the shit out of your grandma last night and i accidentally lost her glass eye.

dood number two: dude its ok shes got like 20 of those.

by d-rod August 29, 2008

stink-eye

Giving someone a look like they smell horrendously bad.

I was walking down the street and for no reason these three girls were giving me "stinkeye".

by Anonymous July 26, 2003

racoon eyes

a bitch with two black eyes

I gave the bitch racoon eyes, with my dick. :_) ^^

by Frank Eustace November 27, 2004

crazy eyes

What the movie called 'The New Guy'

Don't make me do crazy eyes.

by awnesh April 21, 2005

Bread Eye

(Like Pink-Eye) - To fart through a ham sandwich into ones eye and cause seepy,swollen, very red eyes.A.K.A shite eye

"Here mate, i just gave your slutty bitch a bread eye!"

"I gave you a wholemeal shite eye."

by David Nobel May 20, 2009

squinted eye

a person of asain descent

i wanted to order some food from the restaurant where squinted eye works

by rick gibbs November 25, 2003