Wait till somebody has to poop then tie them upside down and stretch out their asshole, then proceed to pour boiling water down the anus, wait a few and then drink the results
by Thatonecoolguy62974 June 14, 2025
Get the Texas tea kettlemug. Buttfucking before the first date.
"Man I don't know if she is hardcore-friendzoning me or if she wants to have texas tea and cookies"
"What do you think my parents will do if I have texas tea and cookies?"
"What do you think my parents will do if I have texas tea and cookies?"
by dogroastias December 2, 2016
Get the texas tea and cookiesmug. by StihlSlinger August 9, 2024
Get the Texas Hog Lickermug. The act where a male eats a hot dog while in engaging in sex in the doggy position while the female rubs mustard at the males dick
by The texas turn laptop May 12, 2022
Get the The Texas turnaroundmug. While jerking off in front of your significant other you shoot a load deep into their eye from 3 feet or further
by ShitBalls8===D January 29, 2025
Get the Texas Sharpshootermug. This is where you take any sized rubber chicken and stick it in your vagina. Once thoroughly aroused you bok like a chicken. Once orgasm is achieved you pull out the rubber chicken, smack her with the chicken & watch the juices fly everywhere.
We were having so much fun at the KFC that once we got home she wanted me to do the Texas Plucker on her.
by Chancey Pants January 4, 2010
Get the Texas Pluckermug. The act of inviting a boy you like over to your house and then during dinner, you spill water all over him to make him yours......basically this is how to get the boys.
Dude: Eve totally pulled a Northern Texas Door Jam on me!!
Dude2: Whoaa, dude she is thirsty for you!
Dude: Yeah, totally dude
Dude2: Whoaa, dude she is thirsty for you!
Dude: Yeah, totally dude
by Pillar of Salt October 7, 2014
Get the Northern Texas Door Jammug.