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Texas tea kettle

Wait till somebody has to poop then tie them upside down and stretch out their asshole, then proceed to pour boiling water down the anus, wait a few and then drink the results
I want some Texas tea kettle right about now
by Thatonecoolguy62974 June 14, 2025
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texas tea and cookies

"Man I don't know if she is hardcore-friendzoning me or if she wants to have texas tea and cookies"

"What do you think my parents will do if I have texas tea and cookies?"
by dogroastias December 2, 2016
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Texas Hog Licker

A person who licks the sweaty genitals of a morbidly obese male individual
I heard the new front desk lady is a Texas hog licker
by StihlSlinger August 9, 2024
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The Texas turnaround

The act where a male eats a hot dog while in engaging in sex in the doggy position while the female rubs mustard at the males dick
Jimmy I totally did the texas turnaround on Jessica last night
by The texas turn laptop May 12, 2022
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Texas Sharpshooter

While jerking off in front of your significant other you shoot a load deep into their eye from 3 feet or further
Babe, that’s the world record for the longest Texas Sharpshooter
by ShitBalls8===D January 29, 2025
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Texas Plucker

This is where you take any sized rubber chicken and stick it in your vagina. Once thoroughly aroused you bok like a chicken. Once orgasm is achieved you pull out the rubber chicken, smack her with the chicken & watch the juices fly everywhere.
We were having so much fun at the KFC that once we got home she wanted me to do the Texas Plucker on her.
by Chancey Pants January 4, 2010
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Northern Texas Door Jam

The act of inviting a boy you like over to your house and then during dinner, you spill water all over him to make him yours......basically this is how to get the boys.
Dude: Eve totally pulled a Northern Texas Door Jam on me!!
Dude2: Whoaa, dude she is thirsty for you!
Dude: Yeah, totally dude
by Pillar of Salt October 7, 2014
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