dad

a mythical creacher that is the male equavulat of mom

when is dad going to bring milk it has been 17 years?

by Someone in the way March 28, 2023

dad

a drunk fuck that never comes home

my dad is a drunk fuck.

by v.sn, July 13, 2020

Forehead dad

A forehead dad is when a guy cums on your forehead with his kids and becomes a forehead dad.

Girl I want to become a forehead dad.

by DarkRose98 February 10, 2023

dad

gone

dad is dead

by suck me ass cunt April 15, 2019

Guilty Dad

A dad that is divorced from your mum and doesnt live with you/doesn't see you much or has done something bad in the past which means he tries to make it up to you excessively with being nice- giving lifts, buying things, giving money.

The child usually plays this to their advantage.

'Is your Dad really willing to take us all that way and pick us up at 3 in the morning?'
'yeh, guilty Dad'

'Can you get us a lift?'
'Yeh i'm at my dads this weekend so can. Guilty dad init'

'WOW! You've got the new iPhone?!'
'yep, guilty dad'

by GuiltyChild March 16, 2010

ur dad

someone who doesnt exist

ur dad! oh wait he went to get the milk 💀

by hiyaahun April 29, 2022

dad slice

When slicing a cake or pie, a dad slice is an inordinately large piece- somewhere around 1/4 of the entirety.

Jeez, that serving is a total dad slice!

by themixtape27 June 17, 2018