Texas Tornado

The act of taking a power drill and putting it in a penis. Then the drill is turned on and the penis is turned into a tornado. Do not stop until the penis is completely gone just like that trailer park where your aunt used to live.

Ashley: My guy is into some kinky shit. I had to eat his ass.
Mary: You should see my guy. I had to do the Texas Tornado.

by YourMum69lel May 9, 2018

The Texas turnaround

The act where a male eats a hot dog while in engaging in sex in the doggy position while the female rubs mustard at the males dick

Jimmy I totally did the texas turnaround on Jessica last night

by The texas turn laptop May 12, 2022

Texas Sharpshooter

While jerking off in front of your significant other you shoot a load deep into their eye from 3 feet or further

Babe, that’s the world record for the longest Texas Sharpshooter

by ShitBalls8===D January 29, 2025

Cisco Texas

It is a town in Texas that no one likes. They act like there better but really they are just jealous. They suck. Terrible
Eastland is better

Cisco Texas sucks and is a terrible place

by Bobis52 March 5, 2022

Texas double barrel misfire

When you’re pegging your girl from behind and she pisses and shits on you at the same time.

My girl had to go to the bathroom but we fucked anyways which resulted in an unfortunate Texas double barrel misfire.

by Plain ol dumb April 13, 2022

Godley Texas

Home of the Karen’s

Godley Texas is the worst place to work in America

by anonymous November 27, 2020

Texas

A land-locked state, according to Mitski Miyawaki.

"Texas is a landlocked state" - Mitski Miyawaki

by emmalisa August 11, 2021