plop a sloppy 

to defecate; to void excrement from the bowels through the anus

"Did that sign say 'Next Exit 24 miles?'"
"Yeah, why?"
"Man, I've gotta plop a sloppy."

plop a sloppy by Adam Mathew Martillo March 7, 2007

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Uncle Sloppy Sam 

A sexual act in which a person gives a blowjob while humming the U.S. national anthem.

Man: Give this soldier an "Uncle Sloppy Sam"!
Soldier: What the hell is that?
Man: It's where he gives you a handjob...with his mouth while humming the national anthem!

Uncle Sloppy Sam by TontoTheScalper May 26, 2011

New Jersey Sloppy Joe 

The unexpected act of receiving oral to your anus with a suspect wipe - resulting in an unwanted deposit on your partners tongue.

I started making out with this Peruvian chick, and next thing I know I'm getting a New Jersey Sloppy Joe.

New Jersey Sloppy Joe by Hoch Duke November 13, 2011

the sloppy bobby

is a sloppy lightweight drunk who likes to prove his manhood by showing everyone hes not a girl by repeatedly showing his penis to people he is with then goes to the yard and eats grass until passing out. see also sad virgin also known as kim or sara

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the sloppy bobby by sloppyjoe55 August 7, 2009

The Sloppy Sugarman

When your fuckin your english teacher from behind and right before you ejaculate inside of her, you yell "I am BEOWULF" and then smack her in the face with ur vocab book.

"Damn, last night my student did The Sloppy Sugarman to me...He's definetly passing my class now. It was the wildest thing Ive done."

The Sloppy Sugarman by Rick Jamesson September 15, 2011

reverse sloppy jalopy 

When you’re giving your man fellatio and just before he cums, you pull it out and finish in your hand then slap him across the face with it.

My boyfriend was a dick to me last night so I gave him a reverse sloppy jalopy

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