rusty spivot

When you put your finger in that place and give someone a Hardee's thick burger for putting up with your fun time.

where did you get that lunch John?

Oh, from a man in the alley who gave me a rusty spivot. Worth it.

by Mortymortician January 15, 2016

Rusty enema

When a dehydrated man urinates inside of the anus of another person. Preferably without the recipient wiping their butt after a poop.

Get over here you swamp donkey.. I'm gonna give you a rusty enema!

by Tony Danza 2020 September 12, 2020

Rusty Marino

Adjective. A cocktail which was popularized by police pubs and contains vodka, light rum, maraschino cherry, and cream of sumyungguy floating on top, served during Happy Hour only.

"I enjoy dining out and good conversation over a Rusty Marino at the local dive bar."

by ᙅYᙖᙓᖇ ᗪOᙅ™ April 21, 2020

Rusty porthole

When a woman eats out the ass of a gay/bi cum dump after he's been fucked and filled with cum from multiple men.

I gave him a rusty porthole after he got his ass wrecked in the sling at the gay spa.

by rustyporthole October 3, 2025

Rusty sprocket

When a guy has his hand in a guys ass and is giving him a reach around

I heard Big Earl Gave Dan a Rusty sprocket. Later that night he blew his pink sock

by Chapo Ghestappo September 1, 2023

Rusty Rose

When you bang a chick on her period then pull it out and put it in her back door.

I pulled a rusty rose on Ashley last night for the first time. She loved it

by S&MDefines May 16, 2023

rusty server

What every closeted divorced man over 40 is looking for: A waiter/bartender, between the ages of 21-25, not super bright, twink, short blond hair, blue eyes, that works at the bar he frequents. He has no friends, but thinks he is cool because a young queer boy who are in their 20's is interested in him (his money). Once he gets the twink to go hime with him, he has the twink rim his ass while giving him a reach around. The old man is so excited to have the young queer eat his asshole that he becomes incapable of containing himself and releases his fecal matter all over the twink's face.

Twink 1: "That old creepy guy at the end of the bar is always here staring at us. I think he's trying to get a Rusty Server."

Twink 2: "Hell, he looks rich enough, I'll go for it! I'll even fuck him raw and give him the virus as a thank you gift; after he buys me all the clothes and games that I want, that is."

by temnorepice August 11, 2015