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Retard

A fully grown adult who has completed grade school, but still believes the Earth is flat.
Do you really believe the the Earth is flat?
Yes, I guess you could call me a retard.
by Jashill August 17, 2018
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Bucket hat retard

Damn that bucket hat retard is really keeping this party alive.
by xX_bu$$yslayyr69_Xx July 19, 2022
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Retarded Stranger

When your buddy was in an accident and loses the use of his arm, you use his dead arm to jerk yourself off because you’re dead inside and it’s the only thing that gets you hard.
Adam was in a motorcycle accident that left him with a dead arm so I used his retarded stranger to blow a massive load in his stuffed crust pizza.
by CaddyRipz February 18, 2024
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Retardism

People that show signs of retard, but not every time. Flashes of a retard. It’s ism. Not completely, but sometimes.
You suffer from retardism. Symptoms: foggy brain, social discard, jumping out of a perfectly good airplane, sticking bare wires on your tongue, crossing the cross walk on a “don’t walk” sign. DONT WALK!!!!!
by Book of Randy July 26, 2024
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retard silence

When you are sat in a call with friends laughing about something and every thing suddenly goes silent
Retard 1 : "why did everyone stop talking?"
Retard 2 : "we are in retard silence"
by anonymous February 23, 2021
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Creatively Retarded

When someone is creative in a wrong way. An example would be when some one complicates a simple task, another word for Kafkaesque.
Markus is creatively retarded as he made a crane to pick up a coin.
by Creatively Retarded May 21, 2020
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Retard

Hadji is a retard
by 453mikeh February 22, 2019
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