one-eyed pizza

Small, flat penis on small midgets. Always on homosexuals. Usually associated with people named Del Rio.

That gay dude's got a one-eyed pizza!

by Unkle Nasty 69 January 28, 2025

Want dat pizza

An exclamation you make when you spot someone attractive whom you want to have sex with.

Damn! I want dat pizza!

by Betts_ April 18, 2019

Pissaroni pizza

Very similar to the jizzeroni pizza 🍕 only the special ingredient is different. It goes like this: obnoxious customer= pissing on pizza=satisfied customer!

Karen and her GF s have just devoured a delicious 😋 special Pizza. When the waiter comes with the bill Karen says: that pizza was delightful! I'm bringing my husband back next week and we want to have the exact same pizza! What's. It called again? Waiter. Pissaroni pizza.

by 4realazitgits April 17, 2021

Billy's Pizza

Billy's Pizza, by its word and more commonly known as a frozen pizza: is literally the best pizza you could imagine.
With its variety of taste only by putting it in the microwave for 2 minutes.

Someone: "You should get frozen pizza this weekend"
You: "I think Billy's Pizza works good"

by Kiddan02 September 14, 2021

pizza chase

When you and a friend chase a fake hacker in Roblox with a slice of pizza.

That pizza chase was funny as hell ngl

by arse shid gaming July 27, 2024

Pizza Plow

Any instance of eating a whole Home Run Inn pizza with your boyfriend and then proceeding to "plow" afterwards.

Do you want to pizza plow tonight?

by Pizza Plow Master May 10, 2018

Connecticut Pizza

…is when you lay your limp penis on your wife without her knowledge. Ex: you pull it out and place it on her shoulder while she looking at her phone.

While the wife was staring at her phone, I gave her a Connecticut Pizza on her shoulder.

by Litigious Luigi December 8, 2024