National Nut Day

October 22 is national nut day, the day where your goal is to buy more than 4 times in one day.

Dude: bro it’s national nut day

Bro: Ohh Dude sweet do you want to go do it together.
Dude: Sure Bro, Add bruh to the group chat

by SaltyWetNutterButters October 22, 2019

National Skip School Day

Everyone december 2 everyone will skip school on this day.

Sammy: are you going to school on December 2?
Kaelei: Hell no. Everyone is skipping because it’s national skip school day

by Thethicccgirllll November 1, 2019

National Hoe Day

August 11th is National Hoe Day is the day all hoes send a nude to the guy they talk most to.

Mike: I can’t wait till August 11th it’s National Hoe Day

Todd: Neither can I!

Mike: I hope it’s Kady that sends me a nude!

by Sc me @Themexicanemo August 10, 2018

national rape day

on the 24th of April every year u promote anti-rape by wearing the color blue or teal also I was inside to make this day by the TikTok rumors saying that this day in2021 people could anyone

today is anti-national rape day

by yessssshy5uygfu5yguy April 23, 2021

civilian national security force

A president's personal gestapo or stasi-like police force, used to intimidate the populace in general and terrorize opponents.

To my astonishment, the president actually said: "We cannot continue to rely on our military in order to achieve the national security objectives we've set. We've got to have a civilian national security force that's just as powerful, just as strong, just as well-funded."

by Barry Shite January 27, 2014

National Horny Day

National horny day is on April 17. Anyone can ask anyone for sexual content and/or actions.

National horny day is going to be littt 🥳

by Christian G April 16, 2020

National horny day

On this day you can ask someone for a nude/action and they have to do it

Ayo it’s national horny day send me some nudes

by Anyways I’m gine April 18, 2020