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mary porter

gorgeous ass bitch ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ go get joaquin ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
mary porter has to go get her man joaquin!
by Mamasfungers October 22, 2020
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Mary

Someone who fakes going to the hospital for attention.
Oh my God I can't believe they pulled a Mary on me ! I was so worried !
by Esteban56 October 24, 2020
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Mari

A very wise nanny who will always care on your clients friends but doesnโ€™t give a butt about clients. Maris will also call Brodyโ€™s brothers because Mari is from Mexico. Mari wonโ€™t care if people insult her. Mari is a savage.
Kid: Hi Mari how are you doing

Mari: shut up or I will bring the chancla

Friend: hi Mari

Mari: how are you, kind child
by Dniel October 24, 2020
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Kia Mary Wendy

Kia Mary Wendy is a shy, kind girl.she will be very quiet when you meet her but when sheโ€™s your friend she will be sweet and youโ€™ll be friends forever! Kia Mary Wendy will always be a slowcoach as long as she lives!
She is named after her grandmothers!
Have you seen Kia Mary Wendy... shes so shy!
by Rosie_harris October 31, 2020
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Desiree Marie Montoya

Fashion Nova Ambassador

Managed by @funnymike
Instagram: @desireemontoya

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Desiree Marie Montoya has 1.2 Million on Instagram and 1.6 Million on Tiktok
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Mari

one of the prettiest, smartest, cutest, evil, caring, creative, talented, psycho, cute fat cheeks, puts-a-smile-on-my-face, amazing and most beautiful girls ever. actually.. the only one of her kind.
by Dollfacee December 31, 2020
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Mary

She is a beautiful girl that all the girls want to be friends with and all the boys want to be with. She is a little awkward and shy at first, but once you get to know her she is tons of fun. She is crazy and might act like sheโ€™s on crack, but youโ€™ll love her anyway. She talks to almost millions of guys on snap but you canโ€™t blame her, they all want her. Sheโ€™s very insecure at times but you just need to be there for her. She is very feisty and you donโ€™t want to get in a fight with her. She is small but scary. If you meet a Mary you are lucky they are the best type of people out there. She is beautiful but looks like a weasel most of the time, at night or early in the morning she looks like a naked mole rat, but youโ€™ll love her anyways. Her laugh is easy to make fun of (she wheezes) but it is so contagious. Mary is an amazing friend so keep her close because there is no one out there like her.
Wow Mary is gorgeous.
Who is that? Thatโ€™s Mary sheโ€™s the best!

WHEEEEEEEEEZE! Wtf! Hahahahaha
by Loserwithnofriends12 January 1, 2021
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