jake paul

cancerous with a sprinkle of ghost writers on top

i HATE jake paul

by izoz August 1, 2020

Jake

the human definition of special needs in the form of skin and bones.. all the while drooling food down onto his bib

Jake is SPETHEL(said in lisp} don't be a Jake.. RIB DADDYYYYYYYYYYYY

by whos ya daddyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy May 11, 2024

Jake

The typical high school jock who goes around the school getting girls and cheating on them. An extremely hot athletic guy who mostly hangs out with his other Jake friends.

Girl 1: That Jake guy is so hooottt!!
Girl 2: I used to date him, but he cheated on me.
Girl 1: But I'm unable to resist him though!
Girl 2: He may be charming but he will break your heart for another hotter girl.

by the omnilord2495 May 21, 2022

Jake

A dumb fortnite player tha nobody loves. Thinks girls like him when the don’t.

“Omg is that Jake he is so ugly”

by Mind reader 4567890- October 21, 2020

Jake

someone who is named “Jake” are Riley cool “not as cool as someone named Tennyson” but still cool

Jake is cool but I like tenn more

by The coolest person in the room November 9, 2019

Jake Adam

ones ability to be the world's utmost pest of a human.

that person is a real Jake Adam

by psy111 July 26, 2019

jake tube

A tube, often made of clear plastic, used to transfer fecal material from the anus of one partner, to the anus of another, for the purpose of sexual gratification. -see also Jaketube

My Jake Tube is in the dishwasher.

by Jacob Tuber November 18, 2018