jacobitis

To skip work or school due to a fake illness or an illness that doesn't hinder you in anyway, like a cough

Guy1: Yo, where's Jo today?
Guy2: Tonsilitis for the third time, jacobitis again.
Guy1: Ffs

by AlbertJewstein January 5, 2018

jacob pråhl

He’s an all around great guy with extremly good grades. He’s also an elite member of the honorary secret club D.T.S

I wish i had the same grades as Jacob Pråhl then my parent would be proud of me

by Pronkey October 22, 2019

Jacob

A Sexy boy, you probably met him in middle school. you INSTANTLY fell in love with him
he probably has a nice dick to :)

Me: Hi darling~
Jacob: Shut up shorty
Me: (Blushes alot)

by Coco0Bugzzz May 12, 2022

Jacob

rodson, jacob will stalk you.
he will rod you.
hide all finlays.
run.

did you see that jacob? what a rodson.

by Simon Lover 420 April 22, 2022

Jacob

A name normally associated with a gym addicted sad prick who does nothing but move to dead tings named Georgia. We pray for people who are named Jacob because they’re 19 and still in college which is ultimately sad 1 like 1 prayer

The word JACOB can be used in this sentence “ aye look at that pussyole he’s deffo a Jacob pfft wasteman”

by John names March 18, 2019

Jacob

Lives in your walls :)

You hear sounds at night. They surround you while you try to achieve sweet slumber. You feel as though... you aren't alone in this seemingly empty house.

Jacob is watching.

by TylerKai421 November 24, 2021

Jacob fiske

A bitch

Jacob fiske is a bitch

by 12678?!&&(; June 25, 2016