Seizure to please her

Marked by BDE and born from the idea that men with small packages coined the expression “It’s not about the size, it’s about the motion in the ocean”; men with heavy packages can now imagine the little guys falling out during sex due to having little to no shaft.
So when they’re doing it, they gotta just scissor you basically or they’ll fall out. Gotta seizure to please her?
by Kilobravo January 08, 2022
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Poled her

You hear that Laura is pregnant ?

Yeah i heard that Bobby poled her last month.
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mash her guts

The act of sexually penetrating a partner so deeply, forcefully, and continuously, that you physically mash their guts.
Dude did you see that girl? I would totally mash her guts!!

Why yes Oliver, Glen and I had a wonderful time last night. After we were done sword fighting he penetrated my anus and mashed my guts!
by bossytim6969 April 12, 2018
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smackin her dookies down

Puttin it in the stink hole I love doin it smackin dookies down
Smackin her dookies my names brode I love smackin her dookies down
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If you rate her SAINT her

Spoil your gf/lady/mrs if you rate her;

It is a spin-off of the phrases, 'If you hate her SAINT her' and 'If you ate her SAINT her'.

You can also say this phrase in response to the infamous quote: 'If you adore her, Dior her'.
"If you rate her SAINT her"

"And even if you rate her, SAINT her!"

Even if you rate her, SAINT her...
by Aamich August 07, 2024
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kick her to the kerb

The kerb being the edge between a footpath/pavement and the road.

To get your woman out of your life.
If you get cheated on, betrayed by or abandoned by your woman then "kick her to the kerb".
Basically get her out of your life and on her way. Hit the road Jack and don't come back!
by MaxBrit February 06, 2015
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