Green Shower

When two people sneeze on you and drench you with mucus. Not to be confused with golden shower because snot replaces pee.

Yo man Dino and Cat hit me up with the green shower last night! It was lit yo!

by BiggeCheeze May 6, 2022

Legos in the shower

Jizz that's dried out and hardened on a shower floor.

Shira swore she'd never shower second again after almost stepping on the Legos in the shower.

by Puntmuffer October 24, 2017

Sad panda shower

A shower in which one is 1. Hungover or 2. Suffering from gastrointestinal distress and lays on the floor of the shower curled up in a fetal position until the hot water runs out.

I was up all night throwing up and only a sad panda shower made me feel better.

by Fakakda November 1, 2018

can you shower with that on

Meaning if you’re showing off a chain or a piece of jewelry to ask them this if it’s fake or not

Josh:"look at my new ice"
Rick: " but can you shower with that on?"

by Izza avalos December 23, 2017

Toothpaste shower

When you don't have time for a proper bathing and only brush your teeth.

Ted awoke from a night of drinking to discover he was late for work. He only had time for a toothpaste shower.

by MMRE May 23, 2013

Beyoncé Shower

The act of masturbating in the shower.

“Man why you taking so long in the restroom? You must be taking a Beyoncé shower?”

by Leroyjinx August 6, 2022

Shower test

The shower test is a simple body fat/ body composition test for men, you can perform when you take a shower
Step 1. Stand up straight

Step 2. Look down

Step 3. If you're able to see your jewels/pubic hair then you pass. If can't see your jewels/pubic hair then you fail

The female version is slightly different, but you get the idea

Wow i didn't realize how fat i was, i failed the shower test this morning

If you failed the shower test, we need to lose some weight

by dudeinfarmville October 2, 2018