Fake

Someone that claims to be strong or strong-willed but is desperate to weaken others around them to try and walk all over them isn't a strong person at all.

Claiming to be strong or strong-willed when all you do is try to humiliate, disrupt, weaken, try to cause others to spiral downward go crazy is fake strength, it isn't strength. It is spreading weakness like wildfire and people can tell the wildfire to go fuck itself.

by The Original Agahnim December 5, 2021

Fake friends

"friends" who were never there for you in the first place.

Fake friends let you go out of nowhere for doing nothing.

by LIVY POP May 4, 2022

faking a fall out

Intentionally starting an argument with your significant other and acting like you never did just so they’ll be mad at you and not wanna talk to you so that way you can do whatever you want to

you are always faking a fall out so you can be with other bitches

by D3$$thaM3$$ July 12, 2023

Fake Urk

An urk is a mystical drug that is extremely rare. it is often made with cheap materials and sold as if it were the real deal. Taking a Fake Urk is believed to have drug-like effects—can trigger placebo-driven neurochemical responses, leading to perceived intoxication, cognitive distortions, and psychosomatic symptoms. Expectancy effects engage dopaminergic and serotonergic pathways, creating sensations of euphoria, dizziness, or relaxation despite the absence of active compounds. Repeated exposure may reinforce pseudo-dependency, demonstrating the brain’s power to generate subjective drug effects purely through belief. Taking too many fake urks will trick your body into overdosing so it is very important to verify your plug.

After taking what he thought was a powerful hallucinogen, Mark stared at the blank wall for an hour, convinced he was seeing patterns—only to later realize he had fallen victim to Fake Urk.

by The real pahooga February 25, 2025

Fake wowaka fan

A person who discovered wowaka a few years after he passed away, They only know the songs he made during his Vocaloid Phase, like: "Rolling Girl", "Ura-Omote Lovers" and "World's End Dancehall" Usually has little to no interest in the band he formed, (Hitorie) and has likely only known his music for 4 years.

Fake wowaka fans are the worst types of people.

by anonymous200020 May 22, 2023

Pump Fake

When a male is having sexual intercourse and just before the male is about to cum, a random nun comes out of the closet and pump fakes and scores, giving the male blue balls. OH FUCK.

"Mother Tamara has the best pump fake in the league... Blue balls everytime fucking up my game, bruh"

by ballaFred February 1, 2017

Fake it until you break it

when you are able to believe deeply in what you say, that you influence with facts the fabric of the universe, and it starts popping up, you need to find reliable witnesses in order to influence thier reality so your influence becomes hegemonically dominant, resulting in a change of reality....

Karen: Leave or else
Normal person: Why, shall i leave?
Karen 2: (bypasser) Leave or we will make you leave!

Karen: Yeah we will!
Normal person: But you still haven´t told me why?
A whole bunch of Karens that just suddenly appeared: Let´s make him leave!
Normal person: Okay, Okay i will leave
Normal person leaves thinking...."those freaks can really "fake it until you break it" Fuck my life!

by brainmuscleai November 27, 2023