Dog Fruit

A particular bloke or someone who is completely and utterly got no idea what’s going on around them ( A full on spastic )

Tom: What the fuck is that mong Doing

Dave: he’s a fucking dog fruit

Joe: sound

by FatslimemakingslagG1no December 14, 2022

Dog Sauce

The absolute retching smell of a dog (Mazie, you stupid bitch dog)

Person: “What’s that smell?” Me: “Mmmm dog sauce”

by ZRDurmom April 16, 2023

dog tamer

Opposite of a god gamer

Forsen is such a dog tamer LULE

by gnbln April 23, 2023

silas dog

a man named jerry who sawed his penis off with a piece of string

that silas dog is eatin a carrot

by dat gunky pig May 10, 2023

Dog Condom

The act of slipping a dog's rectum over your erect penis and putting it in the participant you are facing in fantasy football when you are ahead or have won the match up that week.

I just entered Hundo Church and slammed Max with a dog condom as his boy friend watched with awe!

by La Tortuga September 29, 2023

Dog fricker

Lucas

You did you see the dog fricker last night?

by Uh oh stinky man 69 October 31, 2019

Jim dog

Another word for a penis.

This morning I zipped my jim dog in my pants.

by anonymous November 14, 2020