by pogermanpog November 28, 2021

A guy with a humongous dick. Penis the size of Jupiter and bangs any mom in sight. A try fucking legend
by ieatassoutthamfingcan69 February 20, 2020

The act of dealing with an altercation in a clever and resourceful manner, especially when in a disadvantageous situation.
"How am I supposed to take down a man significantly stronger than me with nail clippings and a dubious looking document detailing the proceedings of an occult seance?"
"Gee I dunno Sharon, just david that goliath!"
"Gee I dunno Sharon, just david that goliath!"
by upsidedownrabbit May 21, 2017

David was sent to the people of Camelot in the year 2021. He brought lulz, salt, and Epik hacks for all to enjoy. David was described by Rob Monster and Anonymous’ propagandist spokesperson. We may never know the true identity of David, but we’re pretty sure they aren’t Neal.
And all the soldiers mounted their trusty mudkipz and prayed to David, “unintelligible…bless the cats” #WhereWeGoDavidWeNeal
by 420Bridget October 8, 2021
