An Abrahamic religion. Believes in some mythological mentally ill jew that got nailed to a plank of wood for pissing off the Romans. The majority of followers are KKK members, fascists, and middle aged religious nuts who indoctrinate their fuckwad crotch goblins to keep the cult alive.
by ChinkFaggot June 16, 2024
Get the Christianitymug. Someone who resamble a much more famous person but has a different skin tone. The first known example is presumed lookalike of the italian actor Cristian De Sica, an unknown painter called Christian De Suchi.
by Gioleppo March 18, 2020
Get the Christian De Suchimug. Christian is a person who, at first seems like he couldn't care, is actually a caring and wonderful person. He is someone you can joke with and make the funniest jokes with, but also be there when your at your lowests. He has the most beautiful eyes ever, bright and ever so detailed.
His face almost looks as if angles carved it. He is smart and is really good in making music. He can just take his instrument and make a song from the top of his head. Something that most people admire about him. He is so creative and so interesting. He makes the most compelling conversations. He has dealt with terrible people in the past, it has affected him negatively, but it has also made him grow as a person. The people who have hurt him, shouldn't never get the chance to have him in their lives again. He deserves only the best out of people. What's funny is that He puts everyone first even if he is struggling. He only wants you to be happy. Because if your happy, he's happy. He is someone you can truly admire. If you ever meet someone like him, your really lucky. Really really?? Really really :)
His face almost looks as if angles carved it. He is smart and is really good in making music. He can just take his instrument and make a song from the top of his head. Something that most people admire about him. He is so creative and so interesting. He makes the most compelling conversations. He has dealt with terrible people in the past, it has affected him negatively, but it has also made him grow as a person. The people who have hurt him, shouldn't never get the chance to have him in their lives again. He deserves only the best out of people. What's funny is that He puts everyone first even if he is struggling. He only wants you to be happy. Because if your happy, he's happy. He is someone you can truly admire. If you ever meet someone like him, your really lucky. Really really?? Really really :)
John: hey guess what!
Max: what's up?
John: I made a friend named Christian!
Max: wow your so lucky man!
John I know right?
Max: what's up?
John: I made a friend named Christian!
Max: wow your so lucky man!
John I know right?
by Hooni_Supreme♡ July 11, 2023
Get the Christianmug. A fat shit that instead of swimming, munches on anything he can get his soft hands onto. Occasionally will cry and threaten to sit on someone
by Swim bois May 30, 2018
Get the Christianmug. A stupid ape like creature with hairy ass legs and hairy body dark complexion usually 5'4" in height and is socially awkward towards females. Especially the ones named "emily" has great friends though has a superiority complex and thinks that rwby isn't an anime.
Hey 'Christian' what's pimpin big chimpin.
You are like 'Christian' a monkey, an ape, absolute donkey of a human.
You are like 'Christian' a monkey, an ape, absolute donkey of a human.
by People as persons October 18, 2020
Get the Christianmug. A Christian baby (named after a genre of quora questions) is a hypothetical where the scenario described is made such that the only good outcome is predetermined by the asker (i.e. converting to christianity)
P1: if hitler was trapped in a building with one thousand orphans and the only way to save the orphans was to save hitler would you save him?
P2: that is such a christian baby
P2: that is such a christian baby
by Gummy34 January 5, 2024
Get the Christian babymug. A person or group who don’t strictly follow the rules of Christianity. Such as; not going to church or not strictly following the bible. Relaxed Christians are some of the only accepting Christians when it comes to homosexuality.
by Remy the ratatouille December 27, 2020
Get the Relaxed christianmug.