He is my crush for these reasons that define ADAM: so cute but ugly he stares into outer space at times AS IF (not true) his brother died because of him and he just replayed it in his head. he breaks rules but builds new ones. he is the most hard-working couch potato ive ever seen. he loves football. chokes his friends playfully but then laughs at his stupidness. black hair suits him with the glasses. has no problem being hit on the head purposly by girls like me and loves talking. almost got a behaviour form for stupid behaviour at class, farted 2 times (once purposy once not) in a SCIENCE EXAM. we pass eachother notes. so what else? hes the bestestestest/annoyingestestest person
Me: Hey Adam what was that for???
Adam: my bad my bad
Me: (bonk him on the head) stop that bro!
Adam: hehe (acts like hes dying) aaaah u killed meee
Me: great
Adam: my bad my bad
Me: (bonk him on the head) stop that bro!
Adam: hehe (acts like hes dying) aaaah u killed meee
Me: great
by genius3762 May 12, 2025
by Clayayayayayayay February 21, 2022
Gayest man alive, really loves riding men. Did you know he really like’s men. Adam is the probably the most gayest person alive as he wants 10 men inside of him at all time.
by Real_Deal15 November 20, 2023
The ultimate sex guru who also gives life advice
Also has the best 9/11 humour
Biggest political mf
Has big dick energy
So sarcastic, he’ll make Stewie Griffin eat his heart out
He makes everyone gay for him
Also has the best 9/11 humour
Biggest political mf
Has big dick energy
So sarcastic, he’ll make Stewie Griffin eat his heart out
He makes everyone gay for him
by Urslut<3 November 21, 2021
An Adam is a person, who does not get people does not like him. He keeps showing up to parties, even though people does not invite him. He keeps touching girls even though they have asked him to stop.
by notregitplz June 07, 2022