air

That shit you breathe

Person 1: "Bro, what's air?"
Person 2: "What the fuck are you talking about? Are you high again?"

by Cinigra April 22, 2019

Air Conditioning

The only thing keeping humanity alive including Soft Serve Ice Cream .

Humanity: "Ahhh! How could I ever live without my sweet, sweet air conditioning! *Kisses air*"

by TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner March 18, 2023

Air Garage

The part of the body where gas builds up, but hasn't yet travelled far enough to be expelled from the asshole.

"Damn bruh, I'm tryna focus on this conversation but I can't 'cause my air garage is full."

by sheloves96 January 31, 2023

Air climbing

To put on aires. To act superior to others. To act superior when you are perceived to be in an inferior position.

Why you air climbing?

by LisaDarrin August 3, 2021

California Hot Air Balloon

The act of ejaculating in a woman's mouth. Then immediately creating a seal between her mouth and your anus. The next step is to fart thus inflating her cheeks like a balloon.

Dude I gave me Ashlee a California Hot Air Balloon last night!

by Teleflux September 11, 2021

Air fried tossed salad

N. Technically a fart, specifically while tossing salad.

While having my salad tossed I relaxed a bit too much. She ate my air fried tossed salad, and spent the thirty minutes in the bathroom vomiting that forty dollar shrimp cocktail she just had to have for dinner.

by BIG 60, blytheville September 7, 2020

coakley air

coakley air.

coakley air.

by Debskelly1985 May 28, 2023