Dog fricker

Lucas

You did you see the dog fricker last night?

by Uh oh stinky man 69 October 31, 2019

Interlocking dogs

When you put your toes in between the toes of another person. Often done as an act of friendship or as a romantic gesture, interlocking dogs is a very powerful action that will strengthen the relationship (platonic or otherwise) between two people

Person 1: hey want to interlock dogs with me?
Person 2: of course
*they are interlocking dogs*
Person 1: I love you bro
Person 2: I love you too

by Person12350 March 21, 2023

the female dog

A bitch duhhhhhhh

He was such the female dog

by Nechrenomicle February 14, 2017

dog can

The obscenely strong, horrible tasting extra-strong beer brewed by Faxe and sold in one litre cans.

Called so because it has caused otherwise sensible individuals to cycle into stationary dogs.

Brett downed two dog cans last night and mowed down a pooch.

by pancakesforbreakfast July 24, 2010

ketchup dog

A ketchup dog is when a guy has sex with a woman that is on her period, and then titty-fucks her. Thus looking like a hot dog with ketchup on it.

Last night I gave my girlfriend a ketchup dog.

by DOCTOR DEW October 7, 2011

Dog of wisdom

Dog of wisdom

Hi.
It's me.
I'm the dog.
My name is the dog.
Everyone likes me.
I'm cute.
I think i will
bark a nothing now,

*barks*

Who's that.
Coming up over the horizon in my sky.
Who dares?
It's me
The dog of wisdom.
I dispense wisdom
from my mighty
wisdom tooth.
Hi.
What is your wisdom?
Here is my wisdom:
If your ball
Is too big for your mouth,
it's not yours.
That's a good wisdom.
Thanks.
I also know a few
knock knock jokes.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ball.
Ball who?
BallIEVE it or not
I'm walking on air
I never thought I could feel
so free-hee-hee!

by iosihbfsvibfs February 20, 2022

riding the dog

Riding a Greyhound bus.

"Man, I can't afford a plane ticket. I guess I'll be riding the dog."
"Dude, you meet some crazy people on the Greyhound bus. That's why I hate riding the dog."

by DJ Blurry Guy March 19, 2018