douche wagon

A vehicle that a douchebag would drive.

Hummer2 or Hummer3 are classic douche wagons.

by blondie4auburn August 26, 2009

regal douche

a.k.a. king douche, an emphasis on the classic insult "douche" or "douchebag"

Dwight, the 40 year old manager of the YMCA who checks out 10 year old girls, is a regal douche.

by piss off May 4, 2005

Douche Badge

A badge awarded to anyone who displays flagrant stupidity. Historically it has a picture of Mark Allen, a real fag, on it but that's not always true. The application of this badge can be slapped on the forehead, taped on their back, or stapled to the door to their room. The classic way to apply one is to apply glue to the back of it, point over the suspect's shoulder and say, "look its a squirrel." When they look apply it with a swift smack to the cheek to make sure it sticks.

Crashing two different cars, none of them yours, certainly deserves a Douche Badge.

by Anonymous October 24, 2006

douche bag

A bag that holds douche.

1: How much douche is in your bag?
2: This much!(throws douche in 1's face)
3: Ow! My eyes, my eyes!

by Marisela July 25, 2004

douche bag

simple minded americans who think that there mercedes will add about an inch to the 1/2 inch dick.

look at this douche bag bet i leave with his girl.

by matt@ajs June 1, 2007

douche bag

A complete asshole that sucks at what he is doing, and draws a lot of hate, especially for being ugly.

Chad Henne of Michigan is the biggest Douche bag in the Universe. He is also a pussy.

by TTsuk November 25, 2007

Douche Bag

Slang name that you call someone. A stupid person.

My names _____ , and I'm a biiigg douche bag. You're such a douche bag. What a douche bag!

by meggy October 5, 2002