Dog Fruit

A particular bloke or someone who is completely and utterly got no idea what’s going on around them ( A full on spastic )

Tom: What the fuck is that mong Doing

Dave: he’s a fucking dog fruit

Joe: sound

by FatslimemakingslagG1no December 14, 2022

Dog Sauce

The absolute retching smell of a dog (Mazie, you stupid bitch dog)

Person: “What’s that smell?” Me: “Mmmm dog sauce”

by ZRDurmom April 16, 2023

dog tamer

Opposite of a god gamer

Forsen is such a dog tamer LULE

by gnbln April 23, 2023

silas dog

a man named jerry who sawed his penis off with a piece of string

that silas dog is eatin a carrot

by dat gunky pig May 10, 2023

Dog Condom

The act of slipping a dog's rectum over your erect penis and putting it in the participant you are facing in fantasy football when you are ahead or have won the match up that week.

I just entered Hundo Church and slammed Max with a dog condom as his boy friend watched with awe!

by La Tortuga September 29, 2023

Shaggy Dogged

When you are a little slimy pre-vet student who is trying to gain pathology experience so shadow a doctor during a gross necropsy to which you cut yourself with bloodied knife. Only can occur if animal is a dog and knife has been ballz deep in the dead dog previous to the laceration. Now similar to the 2006 acclaimed film "The Shaggy Dog" the dog DNA has entered your body.

Damn, I got shaggy dogged last friday cutting into a carpal joint and now my thumb is swollen.

by slimyprevetkid June 22, 2022

Mahi Dog

Noun:

- A carnivorous mammal that typically works like an animal.

- One who works both hard and persistently.

B1: Hey man, my plan for Monday was to wake up early, hit the gym, then get into work before anyone else. Are you in?
B2: Damn, mahi dog!

by Maks96 November 28, 2022