5 sexonds

A TikTok challenge where you attempt to have sex and finish it within 5 seconds, infamous for making incels' delusions a reality by permanently damaging the genitals.

I tried the 5 sexonds with my partner and it got worn down to a nub

by CasualKetchum June 2, 2025

3 5

An incompetent or a lazy person who tries tro explain what they have done, e.g. in a scrum meeting.

Manager: What did you do yesterday?
Tamto: Umm, thing 1, thing 2..... 3 5

by Sandekar November 11, 2021

You’re So Chanel Number 5

Means the person in question is extremely High Maintenance. Has expensive tastes.

1. When she asked me my opinion of herself. I answered “You’re So Chanel Number 5”.

2. I answered “You’re So Chanel Number 5” she rolled her eyes at me in annoyance.

by Jlove973 September 27, 2021

5 o’clock halo

What bald guys have at the end of the day.

It’s dinner time and my 5 o’clock halo is making an appearance.

by Canadaone1 May 6, 2024

5 sheet

A way of describing a £5 note for absolute geezers.

Oi Geezer you still owe me a 5 sheet from when we betting on the races last week

by Hugh Janus 3000 March 25, 2021

5 round revolver

When 5 people fuck one person in the ass and then draw straws and whoever loses has the cum and possible shit farted back into their face.

Hey me and 4 other dudes had a gang Bang with this person and we made it interesting we drew straws and the loser had to have all the jizz shot back into their face. Man I'm not sure I ever want to have a 5 round revolver again.

by Rylind December 14, 2022

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YOU HAVE LOST YOUR SANITY AS A BORED PERSON. YOU HAVE TYPED THE F1-10 FORMATS AND THE WHOLE QWERTY KEYBOARD. YOU HAVE REACH THE OUTWORLDS OF BOREDEM. CALL 999/911 OR WHATEVER YOUR FUCKING EMERGENCY NUMBER IS.

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by Jacquivous Johnson jr December 9, 2023