two finger cheese platter

When after sex and a man creampies a lady; she then scoops out the man batter and licks it off her two fingers

After love making with her man; Samantha sits down to a nice two finger cheese platter.

by Dallask8675309 July 16, 2017

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two badly parked volkswagons

A large derier that is wobbly all over the place.

You backside looks like two badly parked volkswagons

by gavrad76 December 30, 2013

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Up Two Know Good

In the traditional sense, if someone is "up to no good", they're doing something bad, or wrong.

WE ARE NOT TRADITIONAL.

We are a collective that defies all odds, a group of individuals, comrades from all walks of life.

Regardless of whether we have different beliefs, careers, experiences or values, we are all Up Two Know Good.

"Up Two" as in two steps ahead, in the lead, striving to win.

"Know Good" as in seeking Knowledge of Self, living the "good life".

We have chosen to commit to knowing better, with intentions of doing better.

We are seeking out the very best in ourselves and in every aspect of our lives.

(Taken from UpTwoKnowGood.com)

What's Good?

Those kids are Up Two Know Good.

by What's Good October 15, 2014

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two guys one sandbox

Gay sex in a sand box, anal bro

Yo fam, two guys one sandbox after school?

by treezus0522 March 06, 2016

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two shakes of a lambs tail

Soon. Originally from areas in Yorkshire and Wales. Spread throughout the Southern Hemisphere in the nineteenth and twentieth centuries, mostly in parts of Australia and the whole of New Zealand.

Kiwi #1, "Hey bru, have you finished with that beautiful young sheep? Is it my turn yet?"
Kiwi #2, "Yeah cuz, just gimme two shakes of a lamb's tail to clean myself up here. Primo Flossy."

by The Strut September 29, 2004

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