Registered turd

A person who gives unsolicited medical advice to someone who is actually working in the medical field.

Describes a non-registered nurse, unlicensed medical need, who doesn’t realize they look like an ignorant ass.
That registered turd had the nerve to point out my cold sore and tell me to treat it with tooth paste and tape.
by December 01, 2022
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Turd tugger

When you’re taking a dump in an automatically flushing toilet and it starts flushing mid turd and the water starts pulling your turd out of you
Dude I had a mean turd tugger in the bathroom on the second floor
by Jjacob71 November 14, 2018
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Turd pusher

That damn turd pusher messed up my fit up
by Weldingpepe May 15, 2022
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Turd Gambling

Two white Honda Civics racing at a red light.
You tryna do some Turd Gambling?
Nah I’m good thank you tho.
by Gavvihn June 04, 2022
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TURD WRESTLER

COUSIN OF "TURD MONKEY"AKA:ONE OR ALL OF MY DOGS OR GRANDCHILDREN,DEPENDING ON THEIR CURRENT ACTIVITY.
YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A NASTY "TURD WRESTLER"!
LOOK AT THIS MESS!WHAT A DISGUSTING "TURD WRESTER"YOU ARE!
by FROGMAMA February 25, 2017
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Turd Loafer

A name attitrubuted to a person or animal that is lazy, stupid, and smells purtrid(exceedingly gross).
Ex: You lazy bumb, you are such a turd loafer. Ex: Go take a shower, turd loafer.
by UnicornDeathTrap August 05, 2015
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Turd Blossom

Turd Blossom is a made up word from a thirteen year old kid who is best friends with the kid who created beanstab (look it up on the urban dictionary) Turd Blossom is a word used as an insult.
Man 1: Hi Jaemie!
Jaemie: Get out of my way you Turd Blossom
by G3T GH05T3D October 31, 2018
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