shit honked

New England jargon for "Wicked Fucked Up"

"Dood. I was wicked pissah drunk last night. Completely shit honked!"

by Anonymous April 14, 2003

sad shit

When there something that’s depressing or sad and you don’t know what to say or the situation is complex.

Dam your phone died and u bored sad shit.
You jus caught Corona dam that’s sad shit.

by Sadshit March 17, 2020

shit flapper

A dried piece of dog shit that accumulates on near the ass of a dog. The shit flapper will open and close as the dog has to fart, or take an additional shit, much like the cover on the smokestack of a diesel truck.

I've got to cut the shit flapper off my dogs ass, it's starting to crumble onto the floor.

by Johnlange January 13, 2017

shit nutts

it's what you get from anal sex with a chick who needs to take a dump!!

i was fuckin this chick in the poo shute,and she gave me,shit nutts!

by Quiggley sinner February 7, 2009

Cross Shit

High repetitions of Olympic lifts with poor form

I prefer power lifting over Cross Shit

by Chaz Lemon September 6, 2018

Likid Shit

Product of a Shart (a combination of a shit and a fart. That very uncomfortable "OH SHIT" that usually leaks out after it happens

After perkolating, Ricky had the likid shits

by alohaman January 18, 2008

Shit pantsed

When a person becomes so intoxicated that they excrete stool in their own pants. All though this is extremely hard to do, there have been several recorded events in which this has occured

You: Dude, what smells like shit?
Me: Katie, she is so shit pantsed right now man!!!
You: hell yeah!!!

by 1Girl2Pants November 16, 2009